One of my favorite conversations from a television show came from one of my favorite shows, Sports Night, the show about those who produce a Sportscenter-type program. In one episode we find out that something will soon happen that one on-air personality, Casey, would not like very much. His on-air partner, Dan, repeatedly asks Casey what he will do about the situation, what his battle plan is. Eventually, exasperated by the repeat questioning, Casey gives in and says that he is going to use Napoleon's battle plan. Upon further questioning from Dan, Casey explains that it is a two-part plan: "First, we show up. Then, we see what happens." Dan decides that this means that Casey has no plan.
